I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Randomize
