He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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