People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You took a bar mat shot.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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