i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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