I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
no you cant smoke seaweed
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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