my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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