You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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