I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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