my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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