P.S. I can't hear my feet
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
