But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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