she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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