We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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