he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They left me at home... I'm a liability
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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