There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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