Acid is not a monday night drug
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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