dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
