3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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