I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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