He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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