I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
