North Korea, Best Korea!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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