Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
