It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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