I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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