Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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