GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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