? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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