The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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