butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I came so hard my ears popped.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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