Small penises have feelings too.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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