maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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