with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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