i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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