The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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