The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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