your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.