I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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