Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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