If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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