You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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