Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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