I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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