your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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