dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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