Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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