Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
