his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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