You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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