508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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