oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Im part way to drunk.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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