Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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