i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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