We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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