I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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